That someone would willingly squander $15 on almost 4 cents worth of merchandise got me thinking. Why can't I get in on the Chia Scam? I've got bad ideas all the time.
My idea -- Chia Ass. It combs with a little tiny comb so you can style the ass hair as it grows out on the cheeks.
But then my secretary had an even better idea--the Chia Groin. Available in both a men's and women's version, you can do your own "landscaping" to make any type of attractive patch you'd like. Not available in Brasil.
You just know these products will set off the religous right. And that means free publicity for the product. These are going to go like hotcakes, kids.
But now I've got that ch-ch-ch-ch-ia jingle stuck in my head. That's got to go.
And now a Chia Haiku: