I realize that we've discussed on prior occasions the joy that is the Thanksgiving prank.
But I have heard about a new one for your turkey this year.
Cut an onion in half. Loosen the skin on the breast of your turkey. Slide in the onion halves on opposing sides of the breast bone. Viola, your own baked in implants.
As the turkey cooks, the onions stay in place and you can provide your bird with a statuesque profile.
Enjoy the day kids.