Friday, December 23, 2005

Santa Kicks Some Ass

The Free Market News Network (hey, I haven't heard of them either) is reporting, that Santa not only knows whether you're being naughty and nice. He also knows how to kick your ass if you try any of the rough stuff.

Yep, the Jolly Old Elf himself chased off seven hooligans with an artificial Christmas tree. And he didn't start opening up the can of whup ass either. Apparently the "yutes" (thank you, Cousin Vinnie) knocked Santa down with a shopping cart first. So while Santa has many powers, Spidey Sense to warn him of impending danger isn't one of them.

Quote of the Story: "They were calling me a fraud and a fake. If it had happened on the street, I might have acted differently. I'd have given them a few choice words, but you can't do that dressed as Santa."

A cursing Santa? Never. But a Ninja Santa? Awesome.

4 comments:

Spinning Girl said...

Your blog is a freaking RIOT.

Kim said...

Yutes...hehe. I loved that movie.

Diamond said...

Got here via Kris's blog - your site is a laugh riot - will be returning often I'm sure. The Santa story is priceless, just priceless! Hope you had a merry merry!!

Angie T said...

The Santa I want to believe in can hold his own in this cruel world.

Hope your Christmas was Merry!