Thursday, October 06, 2005

TomKat To Procreate

In one of the more shocking faux news stories out today, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting a baby. Can you get impregnated via Scientology?

My favorite headlines so far:

  • Show Me The Mummy
  • TomKat Expecting TomKitten
  • Cruise, Holmes; Pregnant!
  • Obviously Gay Man Impregnates Media Distraction

Okay, so I might have made one of those up. One of them must have a movie coming out in about 9 months.

3 comments:

Kim said...

Which one was made up?

kris said...

Please check out poppycedes.blogspot.com and see her photo of the tomkat spawn. you won't sleep tonight.

awesome.

Angie T said...

There's nothing like a man who pays attention to celebrity news.


I think I'm in love.