Monday, November 28, 2005

Mooch is Free

It's being reported that Detroit Lion head coach Steve Mariucci (aka Mooch) is being fired today. The press conference is scheduled for 4:00 pm EST.

I'm of the opinion that Mooch should have to stay here and suffer with the rest of us.

If you're not that familiar with "Lion style" football, note the following salient facts:
  • won 1 playoff game since 1957
  • before he joined the Lions, Mooch was 60-43 in 6 years as the head coach of the 49ers
  • after he joined the Lions, Mooch was 15-28
  • since team President Matt Millen joined the organization, the Lions are an NFL worst 20-55 (this record earned Millen a 5 year contract extension earlier this year)

Yep, Steve, you sure got dumb once you moved back to Michigan. I just feel sorry for whatever poor sucker gets this job next. That'll probably be head coach Dick Jauron the current defensive coordinator. Oh, and he was the former head coach of the Chicago Bears and stunk when he coached there (record of 35-46). Somehow that seems fitting for the Lions.

The Lions really are one of the shittiest franchises in professional sports.

1 comment:

Josh Ramsey said...

Lions declined in Latin:

suckarvi
suckatus
suckoramus

to kinda quote John Wilkes Booth:
sic semper lion-anus