And that got me thinking, which kid is going to be more messed up from a genetic perspective. Now I don't want to get off on a tangent about environment vs. genes, but not all of this is set in stone but here's what we can probably expect for both kids.
TomKat's Spud:
- short
- megalomania
- pretty
- inability to act
- forced into Hollywood religion du jour (Scientology can't last forever)
- spoiled
- unquenchable rumors of gayness
The Donald & Trophy Wife Number Whatever's Urchin:
- bad hair
- megalomania
- forced to watch re-runs of The Apprentice
- spoiled
- unquenchable rumors of poverty
So, probably not that much difference after all. Good luck kids, even though you've won the genetic lottery in terms of wealth, your parents will probably fuck you up.
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"When we walk into a restaurant, I watch grown men weep."
-Donald Trump, on the effect beauty Melania Knauss has on other people.
Googled her for ya!
I think they're crying about a guy with hair that bad landing an attractive woman. In the words of Joe Jackson, "Is she really going out with him?"
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