Hopefully a little break from the heat and some pre-July 4th
Woo hoo! It's almost like we're becoming a real state. Keep your fingers crossed and your bail bondsman on speed dial.
As always, feel free to play along from home kids. I'm plum tuckered out after all that creativity. Time for a cat nap for this dog lover. Have a good weekend and try to get some petting in. Try the Calico and tip your waitstaff.
* Babe (as in Ruth, not Didrickson)
* Dick (really too obvious)
* Tramp (or even Gypsy)
* Breed (not a Half-breed though)
* Thyme (because she can't be turned back)
* Woody (short for Silkwood)
* Jesse (middle name James of course)
* Unexplainable Gay Fan Base
That's all I got kids. Feel free to play along at home. Hey, you try doing something with Mermaids, Moonstruck or Mask!
9) Bobby Bonilla won't get off the couch
8) Bobby's irrational anger when fat burner supplement failed to lose head fat
7) 'Roid rage whenever Barry misses "his stories"
6) Barry refuses to enter any room in the house before public address announcer introduces him
5) Since alleged steroid use, Barry isn't exactly swinging a big bat (if you know what I mean)
4) Will Rogers never met Barry Bonds
3) Pine tar all over the bathroom
2) There is no I in team, but there is in dick.
1) Since retirement, he's around all the time
The good news? He's going to be single again ladies. And probably needing conjugal visits when that alleged perjury case finally goes to trial.
From their web site: (along with my snarky comments)
Pussy is unique. Really, Pussy is unique? I thought it was all pink on the....well, nevermind.
Pussy is spontaneous, entertaining, optimistic and fun. It’s a starting point. Noooo, it's really kind of the ending point.
Pussy starts conversations. Yeah, you wouldn't believe how many times someone wants to talk to you when they see you have a Pussy in your hands.
It believes in having a good time as often as possible. But probably just once and then rolls over and falls quickly asleep despite all that talk about "as often as possible."
Pussy is Jonnie Shearer’s vision. He set up from his bedroom at 21 and launched in June 2004. We're sure you can understand that once you get some Pussy in your bedroom, it's going to take a few years for you to come out again. And it's good to see that Pussy is over 21. No one wants any trouble here. Right, Jerry Lee?
I'm assuming that Pussy comes in a bottle. Because you wouldn't want anyone to get all confused if it came in a can. Right, Kobe?Wouldn't you have have liked to have been at the brainstorming session where Jonnie came up with the name Pussy? I mean, just think about the names that were rejected. And you knew we'd eventually get here, didn't you?
I'm sure there are others, kids. Feel free to play along at home. And thank goodness for the Urban Dictionary. I learned so many slang terms today.