Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Missionary Man

Reason #421 to Love Utah

The Men on Mission Calendar

Yup, there's actually a calendar featuring missionaries with their shirts off. The 12 gentlemen are posing in black pants without their shirts.

Yes, exposed Mormons. Now you know why they're so concerned with inappropriate dancing. We're just one step away from complete anarchy out here in the Mild Mild West.

I'm sure this just drives all the women folk wild. Some shirtless man baring his exceptionally long testimony for you. Sure some guys want to spend the night with you. How many want to spend eternity with you? That's a lot of talking about your feelings ladies.

And next year's calendar? Hot Mormons Muffins: A taste of motherhood. I can't wait. Utah is the Land Of MILFs. Even if they are all 19. With 3 kids.

Oh, and the LDS Church ex-communicated the guy who does the calendar. Because looking at men's nipples will send you straight to hell. Even if the calendar is done to disprove stereotypes and raise money for charity. Buy a calendar, buy a shirt, buy, buy, buy. Because you sure better not have your money in a bank right now.

And you'd really better not watch this....

6 comments:

kris said...

I'm not into calendars. I'd buy a robe if they were selling 'em.

Roxrocks said...

I found this post to be severely lacking in bacon. Oh sure, you had the nipples in there for the boobie action, but I feel a little empty without the pork products.

[F]oxymoron said...

God works in mysterious ways... very mysterious!

Kate said...

I'm I'd totally buy this. Totally. And screw the church.

Reigning Frog said...

Are they posed in their magic underwear? Holy tighty whiteys can be very sexy (if you're a Mormon).

lostinutah said...

Another thing I won't miss about Utah..ahhh, the insanity.