Instead, we formally present the recipe for Boogers on a Stick.
All you need is a jar of processed cheese, some pretzel rods, green food coloring and some wax paper.
Heat up the jar of processed cheese in some hot water until it's smooth. Add the green food coloring until you reach the color of snot you desire. Dip in your pretzels. Set those on the wax paper to harden up.
Pretty complicated, eh? Remember kids, don't try this at home without adult supervision. And if you just happen to have a jar of processed cheese at your house and don't need to make a special trip out to get one, you probably need to adjust your diet.
Have fun grossing our your friends.
And feel free to share your other disgusting foods just in time for Halloween!