Monday, October 06, 2008

Dog And Butterfly

This is Tiki.

He's a new resident of Utah. Portuguese Water Dog (just like Ted Kennedy. I do whatever Ted does), 10 weeks old, about 12 lbs, completely fearless.

I forget that my Big Bother had told me having two dogs is like having 4. He's wrong. Per uzh for the Big Bother. It's more like 8.

That's Guinness the Wonder Dog playing with Tiki. And by playing I mean trying to eat his head.

Like a true brudda, Guinness keeps taking Tiki's small stuff and Tiki keeps taking Guinness' big stuff. So glad we spent that extra money on puppy food.

This is Tiki laying on Guinness' bed chewing on Guinness' toy.

And this is Tiki chewing on Guinness.

Tiki's aliases are currently Shadow, Tripper and Shitmonkey. Hey, if you're going to unplug ethernet cords from behind the tv, you've got to expect to be called a little Shitmonkey.

Housebreaking, crate training and not chewing bark. Tiki's got a little learning to do. Luckily, I am the Poo Whisperer. What a rare gift. And one that you typically don't list on a resume.

Now does anyone have Cesar Milan's direct number?


kris said...

You always have had a gift for crap.

He's adorable, as is G. Do you have to cut the little one's eyelashes too?

Also? I want one.

kris said...

He looks like he's wearing little white leg warmers. A dog after my own heart.

Arjewtino said...

For a second there, I thought Guiness's "toy" was a euphemism for "an orange bra".

Roxrocks said...

I want one.
No, I don't.
Yes, I do.
No, I don't!

Will you just blog more about this so I can live vicariously through your (mis)adventures?

Karen said...

Awww, I just love me a Portie! Hubby says no way. Poo.

Karen in DE

t2ed said...

Arjewtino, I'm the one who runs around the house with an orange bra hanging from my mouth.

Or is this like a Rorschach test where you see what you want to see?

Karen, just keep asking about 700 times. That's how it went down in our house. Eventually, he'll cave just to enjoy the silence.

lostinutah said...

Very cute. Better you than me with a puppy, but both your dogs are cute. My lab is 10 and I remember her puppy years with terror, still.

Oh, and by the way, please don't draft Brett into your fantasy team (if it is still possible). The only thing that's going to save my season is if the Jets make the playoffs.