He's a new resident of Utah. Portuguese Water Dog (just like Ted Kennedy. I do whatever Ted does), 10 weeks old, about 12 lbs, completely fearless.
I forget that my Big Bother had told me having two dogs is like having 4. He's wrong. Per uzh for the Big Bother. It's more like 8.
That's Guinness the Wonder Dog playing with Tiki. And by playing I mean trying to eat his head.
This is Tiki laying on Guinness' bed chewing on Guinness' toy.
And this is Tiki chewing on Guinness.
Tiki's aliases are currently Shadow, Tripper and Shitmonkey. Hey, if you're going to unplug ethernet cords from behind the tv, you've got to expect to be called a little Shitmonkey.
Housebreaking, crate training and not chewing bark. Tiki's got a little learning to do. Luckily, I am the Poo Whisperer. What a rare gift. And one that you typically don't list on a resume.
7 comments:
You always have had a gift for crap.
He's adorable, as is G. Do you have to cut the little one's eyelashes too?
Also? I want one.
He looks like he's wearing little white leg warmers. A dog after my own heart.
For a second there, I thought Guiness's "toy" was a euphemism for "an orange bra".
I want one.
No, I don't.
Yes, I do.
No, I don't!
Will you just blog more about this so I can live vicariously through your (mis)adventures?
Awww, I just love me a Portie! Hubby says no way. Poo.
Karen in DE
Arjewtino, I'm the one who runs around the house with an orange bra hanging from my mouth.
Or is this like a Rorschach test where you see what you want to see?
Karen, just keep asking about 700 times. That's how it went down in our house. Eventually, he'll cave just to enjoy the silence.
Very cute. Better you than me with a puppy, but both your dogs are cute. My lab is 10 and I remember her puppy years with terror, still.
Oh, and by the way, please don't draft Brett into your fantasy team (if it is still possible). The only thing that's going to save my season is if the Jets make the playoffs.
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