Tuesday, October 14, 2008

A Little Help From My Friends

One of the Beatles has announced he doesn't want to get any more mail. No, not the cute one who was married to the one-legged harpy. No, not the dead one. No, not the one who missed out. Yes, it's the one who can't sing.

Now I don't how much mail Ringo gets. But it seems a bit shitty to actually tell people not to send it. I mean, you've got to be a little full of yourself when you tell people, "Please, the adoration is nice, but I'm too busy." This is kind of like handing out tissue at the funeral. It's a nice thought, but you're a little full of yourself if you think there will be that much gnashing of teeth and wailing.

Seriously, that's his excuse. "I'm warning you with peace and love I have too much to do. So no more fan mail." Wow, watching Caveman on cable, listening to An Octopus's Garden must really take up a lot of your day. Just throw it away. You don't actually have to tell me on your website you don't give a shit about me.

I do love using the whole Peace and Love thing to be an asshat. That's immediately going into the rotation.

"Peace and love, but I'm not coming to your time-wasting meeting because you're all a bunch of morons."

"That ref is a freaking blind asshat. Peace and love."
"I'd rather sit at home with a pack of wild dogs, peace and love, than go out with you."
"Your economic ideas are the drunken ramblings of a fascist with a venereal disease. Peace and love, Senator."

Thanks for playing along at home kids. Peace and love.

5 comments:

Kate said...

I can't WAIT to send this to gay boyfriend. He's such a huge Beatle's fan. mwhahaha!

Roxrocks said...

Leave Ringo Alone!!!!!!!

Peace and Love.

Skyzi said...

I just hate it when the people who love me and pay my bills and pay for my weird little glasses write letters of adoration.

foundinidaho said...

I'm so glad I've participated in the accumulation of Ringo's wealth so he can be too busy to write back to me. As if.

Asshat.

[F]oxymoron said...

I'd hire a plane and drop countless bags of paper on his property that all say, "Peace & Love".