In the words of Chief Wiggum, "Nice work boys." It's not every day the Dow drops 777 points. Actually, it's never dropped that much.
Way to put aside politics for the good of the country. Is there any wonder some peeps are so unenthused by the choices before them they'd rather not vote?
The folks from Despair.com probably put it best.
Luckily, it's an election year in the States so we can all express our extreme pleasure at what a great job you've all been doing. And while I don't typically vote for a straight ticket, if they had a box marked "Anyone But the Jerks We Currently Have," I'm pretty sure that would appeal to lots of folks.
Now, I've got to get busy installing some keylogger software on my Representative's computer so I can see how many sext messages he's sending to his Chief of Staff.
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We have an election in two weeks. It was called a month ago. It doesn't give you tons of time to get to know the candidates but it doesn't really matter, does it? They're all pink on the inside.
I just gave another $30 to Obama.
I hope it does some good.
I gave $30 to Brett Favre. And he turned it into $60.
He's magic that way.
I just donated a percentage of my investment earnings to the Obama campaign... he owes me big time.
Damn! I'll have to give Brett $60 so he can turn it into $120 and I can give some more to Obama!
That man has so many gifts, they're impossible to keep track of!
:)
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