I can't believe I almost forgot about it. Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. And this year, there's video.
This completely changes the weekend plans. No sitting around watching football and cracking wise.
It's raping, pillaging, looting, raping, piracy and raping. Hey, I like raping.
Then a Pirates of the Caribbean movie marathon followed by Against All Flags to wash that incomprehensible plot taste out of my mouth.
Now our customary Crummy Pirate Jokes.
Who does a Pirate vote for? Barrrrrack
What's a Pirate's favorite football team? The Buccaneers
Where are the Buccaneers? Under me Buccan Hat.
Why does a Pirate read Playboy? For the arrrrticles.
A Pirate's Favorite Centerfold? Barrrrbie Benton
What's a Pirate's favorite baking soda? Arrrm & Hammer
What's a Pirate's favorite mystical artifact? Arrrrk of the Covenant
A Pirate's Favorite Fast Food Restaurant? Surprisingly, Chick-Fil-A
Where do Pirates find their birds? Parrots Without Partners
Who is a Pirate's favorite actress? Dianne Cannon
What is it called when a sloop runs aground? Ship out of luck
Enjoy the holiday, swabbies!