If you haven't heard, Carlos Santana and his wife of 34 years, Deborah, are getting divorced. She filed.
Here's why:
10) She really prefers the bass
9) Tired of being called a Black Magic Woman every time she asks him to pick up his socks
8) Every time he finds his keys, claims it's Supernatural
7) She hates that goofy hat
6) Tired of him calling her Deborah, Deborah
5) Originally thought she was marrying pitcher Johan Santana
4) His outrageous claims of being a Shaman
3) That skeevey moustache
2) The way he always sings Pasta Primavera whenever they go to Olive Garden
1) Insists on asking for an "encore" and holding up a lighter after they have sex
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His mustache is pretty damn skeevy!
10a. They're marriage can't withstand everyone thinking Rob Thomas & Matchbox 20 won the Grammy in 2000.
Who's Carlos Santana? Some old dude?
hehe
I'm totally laughing my butt off!
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