Luckily we're also heading into the holiday season so people are going to be using the shopping cart software to line my pockets with yuletide loot.
Here are just a few of the new products we've got in to help you make it a Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Christmas and Winter Solstice. We don't discriminate at Uberexlusive.com. We'll rip all creeds and colors off.
This just in:
- Ellen Degeneres autographed copy of The Jungle by Upton Sinclair
- Tea Cozies made from Ed Asner's back hair
- Miami Dolphin Offensive Game Plan from London (and signed by former offensive genius Cam Cameron)
- Mandy Moore's signed pledge to never appear drunk in public with or without underwear and thereby be ignored by the media
- This year's lost scripts for 24
- The positive movie reviews for Fred Clause
- Michael Vick's audition tape for The Dog Whisperer
- MP3 file of Robert Goulet's Hunka Hunka Burning Love cover
- The hopes of Chicago Bears fans everywhere
- Hillary Clinton's white paper titled "I'm For Everything"
- Rudi Guiliani's white paper titled "Not Me, No Wait...."
- Ann Curry's frantic cell phone call regarding the South Pole
- Matt Lauer's cell phone call to Katie Couric regarding the "south pole"
- Katie Couric's frantic cell phone call to her eyebrows
- Jay Leno's frantic cell phone call to Conan Schwarzzenegger
- Jay Leno's frantic cell phone call to Conan O'Brien
- Picture of Paris Hilton wearing Ed Asner tea cozy in public
This is sure to be a bargain bonanza. Order now, kids.