Thursday, November 01, 2007

Gambling Man

I'm amazed at how many online gambling sites there are. There are so many of them that's there's another site for online casino reviews just to tell you about all the sites that there are.

This comes as a real shock to me. First, I didn't realize there was gamblings on the interwebs. Second, I didn't realize there were so many gamblings that you needed someone else just to tell you all about the gamblings on the interwebs.

I'm a little disappointed that no one had the clever idea of naming an online casino Casablanca. It must be the nostalgia in me.

I also had some other names for online casinos that anyone is free to use. I'm not sure how much help they will be:
  • Lose Your Money Here (which is what that cowboy for the Pioneer was saying)
  • (that may be taken for a completely different kind of site)
  • Trump's Hair Badger
  • Caesar's Salad Palace (no anchovies, please)
  • Soon You'll Be Wearing a Barrel Just Like in the Cartoons
  • If You're Betting on Pre-Season Football You Have a Problem
  • Listen to All Them Winners (which should be yelled loudly whenever you hear a ringing slot machine in a real live casino)
  • Chief Scalpalotofum's Teepee Lodge of Winners
  • Drinkey Losey
  • Smokin' Hot (oxygen tanks welcome)
  • All You Can Lose
  • You're Different--You've Got a System
  • It's Not Money, It's Chips
  • Excan'twinhere

Feel free to play along at home, kids.

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