Someone took 75 lawn ornaments and carefully placed them around one house. Now the wayward
Quote of the story: "Every time I leave my office they're sitting in my chair, working on my computer," Capt. Richard Harrison said.
I forgot about that strong clerical work ethic in garden gnomes.
Are there such things as gnome mailboxes? Because who wouldn't like to put their mail in a gnome's ass?
No word in the story about whether they've rounded up the Leaning Cowboy, Lady Bending Over or Little Boy Peeing for questioning.
I'm not a detective, but I might dust those gnomes for prints and check them against some folks at Travelocity.