Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign

I swear I didn't doctor this sign.

It's a real live car wash around the corner from where I live in the Great Grey North.

I don't know what it means. I don't know what it's supposed to mean. I don't know if you're supposed to be doing it it or you're getting it done to you.

But I sure as heck wouldn't take out Faxless Payday Loans to get one. Or more.

If you're either getting your bottom blasted or maybe even doing the bottom blasting, don't you think that's worth more than a buck?

There's only one thing I know for sure. The boss is out of town hunting this week and the interns are getting to monkey around with the signs.

4 comments:

Kim said...

So, what's the address for this place...?

Reigning Frog said...

Could also be cheap lyposuction done in the back room of nail salons...

Plain White Tease said...

Hey T2, it's only a buck. Why don't you try it out. You seem like the kinda guy that would try anything once. I'll even send you a dollar (if I knew where you lived). It'd be worth it to read about your experience.

Maybe it's a really cheap colonoscopy?

kitkat said...

For some reason, I'm reminded of "Colon Blow" cereal from SNL.

This is how they hook you--it's starts with a dollar and by next week, you'll have to pay $50 for a bottom blast. You'll find yourself settling for bottom "blow" or bottom "crack."