Sunday, November 11, 2007

What's In a Name

If I told you Mike Hunt loved women's basketball would you believe me? Well, it's true. Mike Hunt (and his wife) donated $200,000 to the Western Kentucky Lady Hill Toppers basketball team.

I can guarantee several things.

1) The Lady Hill Toppers' additional scholarships will be put to good use.
2) Mike and his wife Belle Hunt are very generous.
3) Mike learned how to fight when he was a kid.

Because this is a challenge donation, other people can donate. Here's some other swell benefactors:
  • Fonda Clams
  • Richard Smoker
  • Patrick Fitzmichael
  • Michael Fitzpatrick
  • Wilma Fingerdoo
  • Velma Lamba (and her kids Ding & Dong)
  • Stu Pedasso
  • Ophelia Pratt
  • Heywood Jablowme
  • Seymour Butts
  • Dick Peters
  • Sharon Krabbes
  • Fire Glass
  • Peter Stroker
  • Mr. Bader
  • Harry Balczak
  • Phil McCracken
  • Ivana Veener
  • Lord Wellington Pissypants
  • Dirk Hertz
  • Willie Pfisterbottom
  • B.J. Hunter
  • Woody Spanker
  • Peter Wonker
  • Tom Ollie
  • Rod Turgid

Yes, I know I'm an infant. But if you ever heard a 70 year old law professor ask timidly if Dick Hertz was in class, you'd know how funny this stuff really is.

3 comments:

Angie T said...

Maybe that rich Greek dude Harry Paratestes will throw in some dough?

Dunebuggy said...

No Joke, by BIL's name is Tom Alley. They considered naming a son Brock, or adopting a Korean child and naming him Bo Ling.

Other names:
*Anita Lawyer
*Amanda Love
(You can do a lot w/ Anita and Amanda)
*Dantz Hall
*Tucker Fudpucker (actually saw this in a phone book in my youth)

Nice work T2, but I still think you have way too much time on your hands.

Reigning Frog said...

I actually know of guys named Dick Lee and Hilary Hillary.

Don't forget:
-Harry Pitts
-Hugh G. Rection
-Jim Nassium
-Ben Dover
-Oliver Clothesoff
And, just for you, Chris P. Bacon