Wednesday, November 07, 2007

The Bear Necessities

At our Public Liberry they have a display of books on bears. Yes, this is the same public liberry that has to put a sign that says Books Only on the garbage can.

Presumably only literate folk would go to the liberry. But while they're smart enough to read, they're dumb enough to try to return books by putting them in the garbage can instead of the return slot.

Anyways, I improved the bear book display a bit. If by "improve" you mean sneaking books on wild game cooking onto the display. If that's wrong, I don't want to be right. I wonder how long it will take the garbage book folks to realize there are cookbooks in the bear display?

Yes, I was very careful to make sure the wild game cookbooks were right next to the books on Pandas. Because whenever I see a Panda Express at the mall, I always ask very loudly if the panda is fresh. Kung Pao Panda is still my favorite.


2 comments:

Jamie said...

Wow, that trash can is smarter than some of the library members, I bet. And I love the idea of the cookbooks in the bears section. Maybe add a few gun/hunting books, too. And of course, Stephen Colbert's book.

Cincinatti said...

lol. Obviously you have too much time on your hands, but you totally crack me up. I've never thought to ask if the panda was fresh.