Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Top 10 Reasons...

If you haven't heard, Carlos Santana and his wife of 34 years, Deborah, are getting divorced. She filed.

Here's why:

10) She really prefers the bass
9) Tired of being called a Black Magic Woman every time she asks him to pick up his socks
8) Every time he finds his keys, claims it's Supernatural
7) She hates that goofy hat
6) Tired of him calling her Deborah, Deborah
5) Originally thought she was marrying pitcher Johan Santana
4) His outrageous claims of being a Shaman
3) That skeevey moustache
2) The way he always sings Pasta Primavera whenever they go to Olive Garden
1) Insists on asking for an "encore" and holding up a lighter after they have sex


RoxRocks said...

His mustache is pretty damn skeevy!

Reigning Frog said...

10a. They're marriage can't withstand everyone thinking Rob Thomas & Matchbox 20 won the Grammy in 2000.

Kim said...

Who's Carlos Santana? Some old dude?


dunebuggy said...

I'm totally laughing my butt off!