How in the hell was I not informed of this? And it's only a day. Really, it should be a month. Maybe all Summer long just to be on the safe side.
And I didn't even have time to put up a tree this year.
I blame the Cleavacious people. They really ought to be sponsoring this kind of activity in North America for crying out loud. They'd have lots and lots of volunteers to help. Though they'd probably all be men.
This is exactly the type of holiday we need. Especially when people's spirits and the economy both need a lift.
See, you can relax. We're back to our regularly scheduled cheap boobie jokes.
So relax and enjoy National Cleavage Day. I've got to get a cheap flight to New Zealand.