Friday, April 03, 2009

I Wonder

How in the hell was I not informed of this? And it's only a day. Really, it should be a month. Maybe all Summer long just to be on the safe side.

And I didn't even have time to put up a tree this year.

I blame the Cleavacious people. They really ought to be sponsoring this kind of activity in North America for crying out loud. They'd have lots and lots of volunteers to help. Though they'd probably all be men.

This is exactly the type of holiday we need. Especially when people's spirits and the economy both need a lift.

See, you can relax. We're back to our regularly scheduled cheap boobie jokes.

So relax and enjoy National Cleavage Day. I've got to get a cheap flight to New Zealand.

7 comments:

Roxrocks said...

For the record, I was just thinking to myself not 20 minutes ago, "Lady, your books look amazing today!"

Happy Cleavage day!

kitkat said...

Doesn't the Wikipedia link say that it's South Africa (not Australia)?

Every day is Cleavage Day at my house, whether I want it or not.

foundinidaho said...

You have to hand it to the Kiwis.

foundinidaho said...

You have to hand it to the Kiwis.

foundinidaho said...

You have to hand it to the Kiwis.

LMc1381 said...

Thanks for sharing this day... I can't believe we don't celebrate it in America--- let's start!!!

t2ed said...

Kitkat is completely correct. I saw the Wikipedia picture and completely blew off South Africa for Australia.

Guess we know what distracts a man....