If you hadn't heard, Marvel is now streaming the old Spiderman cartoons.
If you don't remember it (because it's almost as old as me) it's below. Unless that code is being wonky again, in which case go here to refresh your recollection.
The best part of this is that Canadian comedian (known officially as a Canedian) Greg Morton had just done a new song on the Bob & Tom show to this same tune. You may already know Greg from his entire encapsulation of Star Wars.
To to the tune of Spiderman (or Spiderpig if you follow the Simpsons) here it be:
Biologically, something's wrong
Has six kids, wants 8 more
She's a narcissistic, greedy whore
Here comes the Octomom
Please prescribe her a wake up pill
How can she possibly
Feed those kids
And go pee?
There goes the Octomom
It was in the news
She has no job
And no spouse
But with interviews
She can buy
A new house
She thinks babies
Moved to my neighborhood
Privacy, gone for good
There goes the Octomom.
She's Nadya Sulemaaaaaannnnnnnnn
Now I've got to put on a cape and hop around on the couch like I have super powers.