Wednesday, February 25, 2009

We Are Family

I think the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse must be saddling their steeds.

Because MC Hammer is getting his own reality series.

I won't bother to say, yes, that MC Hammer. Because like there'd be another MC Hammer.

And it's on A&E. A&E used to stand for Arts & Entertainment. That's been changed to Accidents & Egregious. And those accidents are train wrecks.

A&E is going with Hammertime for the name of the show. Boring!

Here are some suggestions for those clever folks at A&E.
  • U Can't Watch This
  • Parachute Pants Were Never InStyle
  • The Hammer Family Groove
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Hammers
  • Too Legit to Work
  • Turn This Mutha Off
  • Please Hammer, Don't Sing Again
  • (Hocked All My) Platinum
  • Pray (You Can Find the Remote)
  • Vanilla Ice Said "Hell No"
  • Let's Get This Over With

Feel free to play along at home kids. I hope you appreciate how much intertube research I had to do to find more than the two Hammer songs I couldn't get the hell out of my head.

So take this.


[F]oxymoron said...

I will not play any MC Hammer video... will not... will not...

... don't need ANY of his songs playing through my head....

... damn you!

Anonymous said...

How about "Still better than watching the Coreys"?

A&E does have some strange choices in programming, but I admit that, ironically, I'm a little addicted to Intervention. I think that's a little sad of me.

Roxrocks said...

I love A&E! Well, except for those Dugger people. And now Hammer. Didn't he become a preacher? WTH? I hope they don't sandwich it in between Jon and Kate Plus 8 or Little People Big World because quite frankly, I have enough going on that night. Maybe they can put it on after The Beast. Either way, I'll probably pull out my Hammerpants and tune in at least once.

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foundinidaho said...

Please Hammer Don't Hurt My Ears?

Kind of like you said, only different.

reigningfrog said...

I heard that Mike Tyson and Hammer will be roomies on a spin off called, "No Money Money Money. No Money"