Because MC Hammer is getting his own reality series.
I won't bother to say, yes, that MC Hammer. Because like there'd be another MC Hammer.
And it's on A&E. A&E used to stand for Arts & Entertainment. That's been changed to Accidents & Egregious. And those accidents are train wrecks.
A&E is going with Hammertime for the name of the show. Boring!
Here are some suggestions for those clever folks at A&E.
- U Can't Watch This
- Parachute Pants Were Never InStyle
- The Hammer Family Groove
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Hammers
- Too Legit to Work
- Turn This Mutha Off
- Please Hammer, Don't Sing Again
- (Hocked All My) Platinum
- Pray (You Can Find the Remote)
- Vanilla Ice Said "Hell No"
- Let's Get This Over With
Feel free to play along at home kids. I hope you appreciate how much intertube research I had to do to find more than the two Hammer songs I couldn't get the hell out of my head.
So take this.