I will confess that whilst the Wife and I were watching the Dog Show this week, we were threatening our dogs with replacement.
"That's a Japanese Akita. I'll bet he's willing to work harder than some lazy American dog."
Our hounds can't even figure out how to turn on the expensive exercise equipment we bought them so that we don't have to go out in the cold to wear them out. Ingrate mutts.
Luckily, our hounds don't have a fey haircut that the other dogs can make fun of.
The dog that won Best in Show, Stump, is 10 years old. That's 70 in dog years. But I heard he's already got a 35 year old bitch now.
Enjoy the weekend, kids.
Now I gotta go add Best In Show to my Netflix queue.