- Old & Bitter
- Lame & Culturally Irrelevant
- Scary & Exhibitionistic
- Itchy & Scratchy
- Pointy & Scary
- Pretentious & Faux
- Desperately Seeking Relevance
- Dyed & Bi-Curious
- Bitchy & Soon-To-Be-Single-Again
- Cranky & Dominating
- Flashing & But-Still-Writing-For-Kids
- Bad Acting & Unemployed
Oh, Ms. Ciccone, we kid because we care. As far as you know.
Wow, it's been a weird week. Posts on women, sex, baseball and now making fun of Madonna. There's a little something for everything to hate this week. Have a good weekend, kids.
Now take of that wedding dress, turn that racket down and quit rolling around on the floor like some kind of crazy person. Sit up straight and quit embarrassing your Mother. For pete's sake. Sorry, just practicing for brunch this Sunday.