Friday, May 16, 2008

Rocket Man

You may have heard about Roger Clemens' alleged indiscretions with country singer Mindy McCready. This is really only relevant because of the allegations of steroids abuse, Clemens portrayed himself as a family man so these type of allegations are just fun indicative of him credibility. If he lied about A, he may lie about B. And I'm certain that Ms. McCready wouldn't leak this story just because she has a new album coming out and a new reality tv show coming out and that I've never heard of her until now. That's too cynical to even think about.

Of course Mr. Clemens' attorney, Rusty Hardin (and that's what happens when you leave a hardin out in the rain) has refuted these claims. But now other women are coming out of the woodwork to indicate that Mr. Clemens may have been doing a little pitching on the side so to speak. John Daly's ex-wife was in the Clemens' Club.

Now if I understand this correctly, it seems like a professional athlete with lots of money was somehow able to have sex with a lot of different women. HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON? I'm shocked, shocked I tell you to find that there is gambling in Casablanca.

Well this reporter just had to do a little more digging and here are other women that Roger Clemens is alleged to have had affairs with:
  • Barbara Walters
  • Crystal Gale
  • Barbara Mandrell
  • Joan of Arc
  • Amelia Earhart
  • Bonnie Raitt
  • Margaret Thatcher
  • Joan Benet Ramsay
  • Carrie Underwood
  • Indira Ghandi
  • Jessica Simpson
  • Dolly Parton
  • Ashlee Simpson
  • Mother Theresa
  • Jessica Rabbit
  • Bella Abzug
  • Hellen Mirren
  • Shirley Temple
  • Helen Thomas
  • Tammy Wynette
  • Darlene Madison
  • Dolly Madison

Man, those baseball players really get around, don't they?

If you know anyone else Rocket may have slipped the old fastball to, be sure to leave a comment and let us know.


Dani said...

More than a little relieved to find my name missing from the list... phew!

couldn't resist said...

#1 should be my fave...

Sharanya said...

indira gandhi...really?!!!
now i've heard it all...:D
nice blog..:)