Wow, if these two crazy kids can't make it work, what chance do any of us have? Probably a pretty good one in my book.
Anyhoo, reps for the now defunct duo
Despite this very sincere request, we did what we do best and put our Top Men on it. When they struck out, we just made stuff up. You know, per uzh.
Top Ten Reasons Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton Are No Longer Engaged
10) She finally heard Percy Sledge's version of "When a Man Loves a Woman"
9) Her told her "The Sure Thing" was her best work
8) He always insists on watching Sunday Night Football instead of a certain other show
7) Her long monologues about the talent of Kenny G
6) Some loudmouth told her a round of golf should only take 4 hours
5) He always proclaims Dallas as the best prime time soap ever.
4) She keeps playing the Isley Brothers' "Twist & Shout" then asking sarcastically whether he's some up with any new song ideas
3) He thinks that Eva Longoria is real hot
2) At a recent celeb golf tourney, he was asked about his handicap and she mumbled under her breath "no talent ass clown."
1) Endless arguments over the conditioner
Have a good Labor Day weekend, kids. And don't do any work in support of our fine Union Brethren. Now get the hell over that bridge, Jenny.