Thursday, August 28, 2008

Amazing Grace

Ya'll knows that I lurves me some bad Public Relations. And while it's a really moldy oldy, this might properly be classified as Pubic Relations.

See, Matthew McConaughey has a Mom. I know, I know. Hang on. It gets worse. And Kay McConaughey, that's Matthew McConaughey's Mom, has written a book. And by "written" we mean put her name on.

It's called I Amaze Myself. Which given the gene pool that generates naked, be-weeded bongo playing in the middle of the night, it probably isn't that difficult to amaze one's self.

The Pubic Relations gaffe here comes obviously when Kay was promoting the book. Here's the actual quote. I'm not even going to mess with it.

“On Monday mornings, he [Jim McConaughey and Matthew's Pop] and I often said goodbye by making love,” Kay McConaughey tells Us Weekly. “But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing," she says. "But it was just the best way to go!”

Then when Jim was being removed from the house, Kay made sure paramedics did it while Jim was nude so she could show off his "gift."

Yes, I'm sure Matthew is quite proud that his Mom killed his Dad while they were having sex. Even more so that his Mom wants to show the world the size of his paterus endowmentus. I think this is starting to answer a lot of questions for me about both Matthew and Rooster.

But, in her defense, it did generate a lot of media interest. I just forgot that Moms got to be famous now because of their progeny. This despite the lessons of Jaqueline Stallone (and Rumpology), Dina Lohan and Momma Kardashian aka Kris Jenner.

After making you suffer through snot jedi-ing, I feel a little guilty. Not guilty enough not to have shared that snot adventure of course. But you're due for a treat.

So here's something for the ladies. Please do not drool directly on your keyboard.

4 comments:

Roxrocks said...

I don't get these parents of celebrities and how they become famous by proxy. (See Michael and Dina Lohan.) Matthew's mom sounds like an old ho-bag! LOL! And I don't get the whole Kardashian/Jenner thing. Is the mom a Jenner then became a Kardashian? Or was she married to Robert Kardashian and then married to Bruce Jenner? I don't get it.

Reigning Frog said...

How could you leave out fellow novelista and famous-on-no-merit Mom, Lynn Spears?

I also love how Matthew was conceived after Kay & Big Jim's 3rd marriage. That's a Romeo & Juliette tale if I ever heard one...

Skyzi said...

I have never been able to get past the fact that he doesn't wear deoderant. Stank is stank no matter how tight those abs are!

Swistle said...

That is ker-razy.