Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Rag Doll

I love bad marketing ideas. From New Coke to the Nova for Mexico they never grow old. So I give you Dominatrix Barbie.

Okay, that's not what they're calling her. Mattel Marketing Weasels are claiming that's someone called Black Canary who's supposed to be a superhero. If she's a superhero, how come she doesn't have a movie out this summer? Come on. I'm not falling for it and neither should you.

Zoom your Panasonic camera in on that outfit over there. Does that say "crime fighter" to you? All that outfit needs is a whip.

I'm sure the stilettos are great for chasing down evil doers. Although given the way she's dressed, at least the villains are going to have trouble running away from her.

And the black mesh stockings? Yeah, those will stop bullets. And how about a skirt for crying out loud? Barbie's going to get a little cold on those late night stakeouts. Maybe she can cuddle with Batman to keep warm.

Well, at least the new collectible Barbie isn't life sized. Dang, I just gave some Mattel Marketing Weasel another idea.

Personally, I can't wait for Obama Girl Barbie.

9 comments:

Swistle said...

If _I_ were a racy superhero, I would get a more practical haircut. That hair is going to constantly be in her eyes; plus, it's a grabbing hazard.

Reigning Frog said...

If it was a Britney doll, there would be at least 7 tears in the fishnets.

Skyzi said...

They are really running out of ideas!

Dani said...

Where do I get one???

er..

I mean..

This is horrible. Bad idea. Kid's these days.

Roxrocks said...

I got nuthin'.

kitkat said...

Because we need more products that make little girls want to grow up to be whores.

"Mommy, I want a pair of fishnet stockings for Christmas!"

Brilliant.

Sleepless in Seattle said...

Why wait for Christmas? Isn't that what Halloween is for?

Sleepless in Seattle said...

Why wait for Christmas? Isn't that what Halloween is for?

Meg said...

Oh yes, her mother would've LOVED it had I purchased this!! A whore? A superhero? A super-whore!!