Reason #107 to Love Utah
Naked Jogging
Seems down Sandy way, a naked jogger has been running by a women's health club at about 7:00 am.
Now I knew we had some business who were allowing the no pants in the office, but I think this may be a bit more than they bargained for.
The jogger is described as being is his 60's (sorry for putting that image in your head ladies) and sporting a green baseball cap worn backwards. I hope he's also wearing sunscreen. There are some things you don't want burned. Of course, I'm talking about his nose. As far as you know.
Quote of the Story: "Witnesses were not sure whether the man was even wearing shoes."
Hmm, wonder why they don't know if he's wearing shoes? You'd think they'd have gotten a pretty good look at him. A really good look as he came by and actually knocked on the window. "Hey, how ya doing? Doesn't this look more fun that running on a treadmill?"
And I can wonder is where do you keep your keys if you jog naked?
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5 comments:
Just think of all the places you can tuck a key on a 60 yr old males body. No rush, take some time to think and visualize that.
...or an iPod.
He probably wasn't jogging if he didn't have shoes. Sounds like another freak on a streak to me!
I wish I hadn't read this at lunch.
I wonder if he was jogging with an iPod?
You'd think with all the Mormons out there, people would be dressed!
When I lived in Jacksonville, there was a woman who would go jogging on the beach every day in her thong bikini. I couldn't tell you if she wore shoes either.
And how important was the shoe-thing anyway? There was a 60-year-old naked man running by the gym! How many of them could there be?
"Nope, it's not this one. He's wearing shoes."
Yuck. Just....ew!
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