Friday, August 08, 2008


Reason #107 to Love Utah

Naked Jogging

Seems down Sandy way, a naked jogger has been running by a women's health club at about 7:00 am.

Now I knew we had some business who were allowing the no pants in the office, but I think this may be a bit more than they bargained for.

The jogger is described as being is his 60's (sorry for putting that image in your head ladies) and sporting a green baseball cap worn backwards. I hope he's also wearing sunscreen. There are some things you don't want burned. Of course, I'm talking about his nose. As far as you know.

Quote of the Story: "Witnesses were not sure whether the man was even wearing shoes."

Hmm, wonder why they don't know if he's wearing shoes? You'd think they'd have gotten a pretty good look at him. A really good look as he came by and actually knocked on the window. "Hey, how ya doing? Doesn't this look more fun that running on a treadmill?"

And I can wonder is where do you keep your keys if you jog naked?


Skyzi said...

Just think of all the places you can tuck a key on a 60 yr old males body. No rush, take some time to think and visualize that.

Roxrocks said...

...or an iPod.

He probably wasn't jogging if he didn't have shoes. Sounds like another freak on a streak to me!

Reigning Frog said...

I wish I hadn't read this at lunch.

I wonder if he was jogging with an iPod?

You'd think with all the Mormons out there, people would be dressed!

Anonymous said...

When I lived in Jacksonville, there was a woman who would go jogging on the beach every day in her thong bikini. I couldn't tell you if she wore shoes either.

And how important was the shoe-thing anyway? There was a 60-year-old naked man running by the gym! How many of them could there be?

"Nope, it's not this one. He's wearing shoes."

Wicked H said...

Yuck. Just....ew!