Reason #107 to Love Utah
Seems down Sandy way, a naked jogger has been running by a women's health club at about 7:00 am.
Now I knew we had some business who were allowing the no pants in the office, but I think this may be a bit more than they bargained for.
The jogger is described as being is his 60's (sorry for putting that image in your head ladies) and sporting a green baseball cap worn backwards. I hope he's also wearing sunscreen. There are some things you don't want burned. Of course, I'm talking about his nose. As far as you know.
Quote of the Story: "Witnesses were not sure whether the man was even wearing shoes."
Hmm, wonder why they don't know if he's wearing shoes? You'd think they'd have gotten a pretty good look at him. A really good look as he came by and actually knocked on the window. "Hey, how ya doing? Doesn't this look more fun that running on a treadmill?"
And I can wonder is where do you keep your keys if you jog naked?