Friday, August 01, 2008

Hot Chocolate

If you're offended by this, get over it. It's just a joke.

I don't know how the subject came up, but I suddenly thought that the phrase Chocolate MILF would be a good name for a rock and roll band (hereinafter "GNFARRB").

Then I thought a better idea would be a t-shirt of Michelle Obama with the caption Chocolate MILF would make a jillion dollars.

Until the cease and desist order arrived.

So I'll have to make due with this:


Chocolate MILF

And in the interest of equal time:


White Lightning

And if we sell both shirts, we can accurately predict who our next President is going to be to a margin of error +/- 50%. That's just slightly better than Fox News. Zing! See, I'm an equal opportunity offender.

Have a good weekend, kids.


Skyzi said...

This is one of those cases where I may be too white to wear a Chocolate MILF t-shirt, but that cracks me up!

Dani said...

There is nothing I want more than a Chocolate MILF shirt.

You're a genius.

I mean, come on... I already own Barack Out My Cock Out...

Wicked H said...

Cease and desist order?

What happened to land of the free, home of the brave, freedom to make $$ any way we darn well please?

This is genius!!

Iwanski said...

No matter who wins, we've got a 100% chance of having a first lady that I would like to bone.

t2ed said...

But Iwanski, you said that during the Eisenhower administration too.

Reigning Frog said...

Would it be equally tacky to suggest that the Obama's use the Jefferson's theme as their campaign song?