Tuesday, August 05, 2008

He's Got Legs and He Knows How to Use Them

Reason #258 to lurve Utah

We're not wearing any pants.

Richter7, an advertising agency in Salt Lake City, this summer introduced a no-long-trousers policy.Shorty

Because a swell look like that says "advertising edginess."

And douchebag, and asshat and punch me in the neck.

Hey, even the United Nations is getting in on the act. Of course with all that hot air, their probably generating all the greenhouse gas emissions in NYC anyway.

I'm sure while you're sporting those sexy shorts and your Bluetooth headset ensemble no one will be snickering at you. As far as you know.

Does anyone else remember when Dave used to get a bullhorn and yell out the window, "I'm not wearing any pants!" Man, I loved that. We thought that was hilarious and used to yell it out the window of a car while we were driving around. Because we were driving too fast (as teen scofflaws are wont to do) we had to shorten it to just "No pants!" Yeah, it loses a little something at 59 miles per hour.

5 comments:

Sleepless in Seattle said...

Looks like I need to move to Utah. I wonder if Richter 7 would hire me?

But I already work for an organization where you're not required to where pants to work. Oh, the bliss of being a government employee.

I wonder if assless chaps come in bermuda or capri length?

Reigning Frog said...

How many kilts are there out in Utah?

Can the knickerbocker police enforce kilt wearing? Seems like a question only Jerry Seinfeld can answer.

Skyzi said...

My employer is anti underwear so really it's a different strokes for different folks kind of thing.

Dani said...

God, I hope the U doesn't fall suit...

Blech... just thinking about seeing some of by professor's legs uncovered gives me the heebie geebies.

kris said...

Isn't this what Cher wore in that video? The one with her gyrating on the the aircraft carrier? Maybe that was a dream.