Lindsay Hohan is finally out of her drug rehabs in Utah. Linds was at the Cirque Lodge in Sundance. Yes, the same Sundance where Robert Redford hangs out and has his resort. And while I've never been to rehabs there, I'm guessing the ole Cirque isn't really roughing it. And I've seen their circus and it's really good despite all the Frenchies.
But it's being reported that Blowhan is so enamored of Utah, that she's going to move there permanently. Hmm....from rehab to full time resident of the Beehive State (so named because of its hairdo's). That's just about as far apart as you can go in your approach to life isn't it? From snorting spikes to the Golden Spike. Doing lines to line dancing. From smoking hot to no smoking anywhere. From screaming jags to ice cream. From tawdry sex to sex for procreation. I'm having a bit of trouble seeing it, Linds. The joke is that when you go to Utah, you set your watch back 2 hours and 25 years.
No word on whether Lindsay will attempt to officially become an Osmond.