While we're in the midst of Tatatober, there's still time to celebrate National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. It's no coincidinky that the same months you should be concerned about your chesticles is the same month that you can dress like a slut with no repercussions. That's what Halloween is for kids. You get to misbehave sartorially with no penalty.
Try out that Sexy Nurse look, the Librarian, the Hot Nun, the Copper or the Cowgirl (probably reversed) or for the geek in your life, Princess Leia.
I've already got my costume made. I'm going as Mammogram Man.
Now I've just got to get the lights mounted for the drive up window.
Remember kids, it's all about safety. And the candy of course.
3 comments:
Chesticles! LMAO!
This year's Lindsay Blowhan costume is very similar, with obvious male genitalia cut outs instead.
So wood it be okay to let random guys give you "mammograms" during October? Dang, I wish I'd known this sooner (like last month when it was still October).
That man is looking for a very tall woman.
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