But seriously, no one had anything to say about it? I thought I knew you pre-verts better than that. Am I the only one who finds this amusing? And that it's in Iowa?
Well I'm not letting it drop. I've been training for the contest and can't wait for next year. I've got a coach who gives me substances that I take without any questions. I figure I'm a professional athlete who has a chance to prove corn dog eroticism just once a year. If he wants to give me something he calls "the clear," who am I to ask questions? I'll just assume it's some innocuous substance and take it. In fact, it's probably a placebo and he's just playing mind games to make me think I'm actually getting enhanced performance. That's the power of the mind, my friends.
But on to more corn dog information. This time it's the lyrics to Corn Dog Love by Rodney Carrington.
I saw her standing in the corner
With a corn dog in her hand
By the way she took the first bite
I knew I was her man.
Nevermind the lazy eye
She's loves soft food alright
And she can see behind her
When there's danger at night.
We've got a corn dog love
Rub a dub dub
Sitting in a tub
It's the kind of love
That Daddy's been dreaming of
Corn dog love
Uh, corn dog love
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Now becareful, if you ingest a corndog dipped in "flaxseed Oil" you may be forced to return your trophy.
Is it worth it????
a.) I LOVE Rodney Carrington. The man is a genius.
b.) How does your coach administer "the clear" for this erotic corn dog eating contest? Type slow and leave nothing out.
Just wanted to clear something up for you. There is a discrepancy in your lyrics.
"Nevermind the lazy eye
She's loves soft food alright
And she can see behind her
When there's danger at night."
Should be:
"Nevermind the lazy eye
She's got that looks off to the right, she can see behind her
when there's danger at night."
Makes more sense why she can see behind her when there's danger at night, right?
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