Here it be.
That's supposed to make you look like that handsome fella over there. Because I'm not a geek and I've actually kissed a girl and no longer live in my parents' basement, I don't know who it is.
I think it's Wesley Snipes.
I may wear that print out goatee around all day and see if anyone even notices. Yes, dangling from my fly. How else do you wear one of those?
It's called a goat-ee. Why would you want to look more like a goat? Now I've got to go chew on a tin can, knock a troll off a bridge and do some yodeling with a horny nun.