If you're near Capac, Michigan, keep your head down as the lead is flying.
As the Lansing State Journal so eloquently put it:
Officers arrest Mich. man accused of shooting chief, deputy
Of course this was after the cops had staked out his empty house for 5 hours. Nice work, boys.
While in police custody, Don Burke said that while he may have shot the chief, he definitely did not shoot the deputy. Oh, yeah.
If you think that's too far to go just for a cheap pop culture/song reference, get off of my cloud.