Monday, May 01, 2006

Snubberiffic

I see I have been snubbed again. Yup, I'm not on People magazine's Sexiest People list for 2006.

What a crock! It's all politics. I'm just as vain, shallow yet fabulous as any of those people. But just because I'm not adopting Namibian babies, jumping up and down on couches, conveniently having my baby in advance of my movie launch or showing my perfect ass and lack of talent in a bikini, I'm not on the list.

If I get screwed out of the Nobel Peace Prize again this year, I'm gonna shoot someone.

Sonsabitches.

5 comments:

kris said...

Please don't tell me Tom Cruise made the list.

This is too much to handle. Where are my friggin' meds?!?

Kate the Peon said...

So which would you rather be? One of the sexiest or smartest?

Angie T said...

Jessica Alba is gorgeous, but this picture you link to is brutal!!!

t2ed said...

Kate: Yes

Angelatee: I always thought she stole Never Been Kissed.

Kris: He's not actually on the list, but you know he could be if he bothered to return any calls.

Kim said...

For what it's worth, you made my 2006 Sexiest Blogger List.