Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Please Release Me

Wife and I were watching tv (instead of sweltering in the 90+ heat of Michigan) last weekend. For some reason we stumbled into a conversation about living wills and life support. I can't remember what started this conversation, but I do recall what finished it.

I smugly proclaimed, "I'd rather be dead than kept alive by some machine and fed out of a bottle."

She unplugged the tv and threw away all my beer.

I'll keep my piehole shut next time.


Elsa said...

You always make me laught! I like that one.

Candace said...

HAHAHAHAHA!! That's was GREAT! :-D

angelatee said...

Dude who writes your script? Oh, wait a minute, you do.

You should take this on the road.