Tuesday, July 08, 2008

The Name Game

If you haven't heard, Nicole & Keith's new project finally dropped. She's named Sunday Rose and weighed 6 pounds and 7.5 ounces. Yup, just slightly heavier than Mommy.

Apparently it was a very difficult birth. Every time the mom to be opened her legs, the doc was blinded by the light. Hiyoooo.

But seriously, Sunday Rose Urban? That sounds like the name of a bad boxed wine that you'd find at the booth where they're handing our promotional pens.

After lots and lots of investigation (you'd be surprised how closed-mouth the Kiwis are about medical records, sheesh) and threatening to reveal the ending of Tintin and thus ruin Peter Jackson's next blockbuster, this reporter obtained the list of the names that Nicole and Keith rejected to go with Sunday Rose. Wow, was that a long way to go. But you knew this would eventually devolve into just another lame list didn't you?

Top Ten Rejected Names for Sunday Rose Urban

10) Urban Blight

9) Haughty Pretencia

8) Sid Kidman

7) Legend Urban

6) Sub Urban

5) Outfitter Urban

4) Suri Urban

3) Saturday Geranium

2) Cowboy Urban

1) Play 'N Kidman

Feel free to play along at home, kids.


Swistle said...

Dang it, you thought of all the good ones. My favorite is Saturday Geranium.

Swistle said...

Oh, wait, got one: Nike Urban. (NIcole, KEith.)

kris said...

Outfitter Urban is my favorite. I'm so hip.

t2ed said...

Some Nike Marketing Weasel is stealing this idea right now, swistle.

Roxrocks said...

I can't believe they didn't get to use these! Maybe the next one will be a boy!
Beau Tocks Urban
Collin Gen Urban

That's all I gots!

Reigning Frog said...

Kid Kidman

Sprawl Urban

Cowboy Urban (can't take credit for that one)

TGIF Carnation

Alien Lifeform

Swistle said...

I'll work on alternate middle names:

Sunday Morning Urban.

Sunday School Urban.

Sunday Sunday Monster Truck Rally Urban.

Swistle said...

Sunday Toppings Urban.

Sunday Paper Urban.

Sunday Comics Urban.

Dani said...

Sundance Kidman?

Dunubuggy said...

Sunday born on a Monday Urban.

Manic Monday Urban has a nice ring to it.

My fave is Legend Urban.

Nice list T2.

Anonymous said...

Did you bust out a Kid 'n Play reference? Nicely done.

I came up this website yesterday. Why are people so weird about names these days?