If you haven't heard, Nicole & Keith's new project finally dropped. She's named Sunday Rose and weighed 6 pounds and 7.5 ounces. Yup, just slightly heavier than Mommy.
Apparently it was a very difficult birth. Every time the mom to be opened her legs, the doc was blinded by the light. Hiyoooo.
But seriously, Sunday Rose Urban? That sounds like the name of a bad boxed wine that you'd find at the booth where they're handing our promotional pens.
After lots and lots of investigation (you'd be surprised how closed-mouth the Kiwis are about medical records, sheesh) and threatening to reveal the ending of Tintin and thus ruin Peter Jackson's next blockbuster, this reporter obtained the list of the names that Nicole and Keith rejected to go with Sunday Rose. Wow, was that a long way to go. But you knew this would eventually devolve into just another lame list didn't you?
Top Ten Rejected Names for Sunday Rose Urban
10) Urban Blight
9) Haughty Pretencia
8) Sid Kidman
7) Legend Urban
6) Sub Urban
5) Outfitter Urban
4) Suri Urban
3) Saturday Geranium
2) Cowboy Urban
1) Play 'N Kidman
Feel free to play along at home, kids.