The best part? It was Viagra.
In his defense, he was returning from the Dominican Republic. That must have been quite a vacation, Rushie Boy.
I always knew that fat blowhard had trouble getting it up. It explains all the anger.
But I'm sure I can predict the excuses Rush will have for having illegal Viagra in his possession:
- Just holding it for a friend
- Not my stuff
- Not sure how it got in there
- Might be his, but just misplaced his prescription
- What happens in the Dominican Republic stays in the Domincan Republic
- Dealer told him it was oxycontin
- Where's my maid?
- This is all Donovan McNabb's fault
And when Viagra is outlawed only outlaws will have chubbies.
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He can also use the excuse "Someone else packed my bags".
I ususally don't feel good about someone else's misery, but I just can't stand him so much that I have to laugh. Mostly because he would be the first one to judge someone who did this or abused drugs and would be calling for jail sentences. So I don't have sympathy for him because he doesn't have it for others. Blah blah blah.
I know I probably sound callous - but I'm really not.
And how about that lame joke about buying it at the Clinton Library Gift Shop? Is he new?
Bubba don't need no Viagra.
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