The best part? It was Viagra.
In his defense, he was returning from the Dominican Republic. That must have been quite a vacation, Rushie Boy.
I always knew that fat blowhard had trouble getting it up. It explains all the anger.
But I'm sure I can predict the excuses Rush will have for having illegal Viagra in his possession:
- Just holding it for a friend
- Not my stuff
- Not sure how it got in there
- Might be his, but just misplaced his prescription
- What happens in the Dominican Republic stays in the Domincan Republic
- Dealer told him it was oxycontin
- Where's my maid?
- This is all Donovan McNabb's fault
And when Viagra is outlawed only outlaws will have chubbies.