Monday, June 12, 2006

Des Moines Dangler

There's an old joke about a guy who goes to a psychiatrist's office and the headshrinker gives him the Rorschach ink blot test. The guy says the first blot looks like a naked woman. The second one looks like a man and a woman kissing. The third blot is a couple making love. Finally the psychiatrist says something about how the guy obviously has a sexual fixation. The guy replies, "Hey, you're the one showing me all the dirty pictures."

You usually see what you want to see. So what do you think is over there?

Of course that's the City of Des Moines' water retention basin.

What else could you think it was? Perverts.

Kudos to whomever at the Des Moines Register who came up with the line "city design with a vast difference." Well done, indeed.

If you live to the west of the retention pond, you might want to be prepared. Judging by the size of the basin on the right, it looks like it's going to get pretty messy. It looks like flood control is going to be the least of their worries. That's a major case of DSB. People should blow that town; it's full of wankers.

Was that a long way to go for a cheap dick joke or is it just me? I'm sure my parents would be so proud that I've put all this education and technology to good use.

1 comment:

angelatee said...

I'd say a get that basin to a urologist stat!