Run for the Hills

If you live in LA, it may already be too late. First, I pity you and the endless strip malls, traffic and self-indulgence. Second, a giant slime like substance is devouring your city. Yes, according to the LA Daily News, a "mystery blob is eating downtown." As I recall, this doesn't bode well for either Steve McQueen or Kevin Dillon.

They'd better try electrocuting this thing. Or maybe that didn't kill it? Was it fire? Acid? Cold? Uh, oh. Somebody either get a film historian on the phone or run down to a Blockbuster quick.

Of course with all the Hollywood agents out there, you could argue there's been a bunch of slime coursing through the streets for a long time.

Hug it out, bitches.