Cheney's Got A Gun

While this begs for an audio post, it's against the Constitution. Think "cruel and unusual."

Cheney's got a gun
Great big old shot gun
Winging hunters on the run
What did that lawyer do?
Look out Scooter Libby too

They say that Cheney went a hunting
Lobbyist money grubbing
Dick's heart began a pumping
Tthe 12 gauge was a thumping
Whittington went astray

Cheney's got a gun
Media better run
Don't ask about his daughter
Or else he's gonna slaughter
Osama's lawyer too

Cheney's got a gun
W's almost done
Halliburton's stock up quick
Makes me want to be real sick
Tell me know that it split
Who did old Dicky screw?