Friday, September 28, 2007

Wipe Out

In addition to the rampant cat shaving going on unchecked in Wisconsin, there are even more nefarious activities going on.

If you're a man and in the Fon du Lac County Government Center, be careful in the toilets. Someone has been stealing toilet paper from the Men's bathrooms all Summer. I always figured if someone was going to go on a tp spree, it would be in White Cloud, Michigan.

Luckily, it's not costing the county much money because "we don't buy the best toilet paper" according to County Executive Allen Buechel. Now we know why those people at the government offices are so cranky. That must be rough have to make do with low cost tp. But sometimes all you can do is roll over and take it from The Man. There's no way to soften the blow this is causing to morale. Maybe they should stage a sit down strike until the scofflaw is eventually caught in the end.

Those poor Fon du Lackeys need to buy some Orlando real estate and get the heck out of there. No one should have to stand (or sit) for that kind of workplace behavior.

1 comment:

Reigning Frog said...

Here's a little known fact... Churches fall victim to rampant TP theft.