Anyways, I've got one hand in my pocket to make sure my pants aren't flashing a bit too much gotchies and I'm getting some sunflower seeds from the top shelf. For some reason this store believes that only tall people are allowed the rich goodness that are roasted sunflower seeds.
When a Meemaw (complete with a hump) said as she was bent over her cart at a 45 degree angle, "Excuse me, but can you help me reach the nuts?"
Without thinking, I blurted out, "Not while I've got my hand in my pocket."
Yes, she was very confused and didn't get any nut assistance from me because I hightailed it out of there.