Monday, May 07, 2007

And Justice For All

I'm not sure where you come down on the whole celebrity justice thing, but at least she didn't kill anyone. Yes, I'm talking to you O.J. and Phil.

But firing your publicist in a lame attempt to cover your ass? That's where we'll have to agree to disagree.

If you can't trust your PR Flack to give you legal advice, who can you trust?

Other people you shouldn't take advice from are below:

  • Alberto Gonzales Magic 8 ball
  • Kate Moss Diet Plan
  • Martha Stewart Ouija board
  • George Bush Executive Dart Board
  • Robert Blake Tarot Cards
  • Rosie O'Donnell Crystal Ball
  • Tracy Morgan tea leaves
  • Britney Spears 2 Step Program
  • Lindsay Lohan Acting Classes
  • Wesley Snipes Tax Planning
  • Isaiah Washington Diversity Training
  • Wise ass blogger relationship advice

Wait a minute. Forget that last one.

No comments: