Thursday, May 24, 2007

The Birds Had Best Be Afraid

Because I know ya'll like reading about kitties and doggies more than anything else (especially sex), we've got this lil gem today.

Yup, that's a cat with wings. Granny Feng claims her cat grew the wings after many female cats in heat began to harass him. So, yes, kitty lovers, he's probably gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

And I thought the flying monkeys used to creep me out.

Interestingly enough, they don't give the kitty's name in the story. So I had to make a few up:
  • Hellspawn
  • Pussy Galore
  • Cowardly Flion
  • Robin Ranger
  • Crow Catcher
  • Red Sparrowen
  • Catnip Co-pilot
  • Nest Nabber
  • Flying Fluffy
  • Waldo Pooper
  • Catmando Whateverhewants
  • Tuna Torpedo
  • Flyin' Fe-Lion
  • Pilot Pussy
  • Mr. Wing 'n Whiskers
  • Nip Navigator
  • Leonine Lindbergh
  • Kamikaze Kitty
  • Tora Tora Tabby

Save your hate mail. I know he's a Chinese cat and not a Japanese cat but those last two were too good to pass up.

I wonder if he still always lands on his feet? Maybe this cat ought to run away to and live with the Unihorn.

2 comments:

Jurgen Nation said...

HAH! Awesome. My favorite is "Flyin' Fe-Lion."

Reigning Frog said...

What is up with abnormal growths in China! Horns and wings, yuck!