Do as this note tells you to do. Don’t make me hurt no one. Cause if you do you will be this frist one I hurt. Just give me the money. Don’t give me no dye pack in it or any tracer in the money. Don’t be a fool and start any probelms. Don’t pull no alarms till I am out of here. Thank you have a nice day Merry Xmas 100's, 50s, 20s, 10s & 5's only. No 1s or change. Hurry up don’t be stalling me. I am not dumb. It only takes seconds.
It also only takes seconds to spell check.
Everyone knows the correct way to produce a note for this kind of caper is as follows:
Money in the bag, bitch. Or I blow your head off.
Mr. B. Robber
P.S. Big bills only